Hi, Dolores. George, you remember Dolores?

It frees me up. No encumbrances.

This wish is for all the marbles. You win, you get your wish - I drop dead. I win, I don't drop dead, and I get one-hundred percent anti-drop-dead protection. Forever.

If you don't want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

No more soup, Jerry! No more soup for any of us!

I gotta go home and get a big pot!

You know what my feelings are about this. I don't even pay taxes.

She published my recipes. I had to close the store, move to Argentina. She ruined my business!

Got to LOVE the Drake!

Ukraine is game to you?!

Jon Voight's car.

The male body is utilitarian. It's for getting around - like a Jeep.

I don't like you.

I'm sorry. I just can't do it. It's nothing personal, it's just I'm not really able to do it, and, uh, I'm sorry.

The kissing thing is over. There's no more kissing, and I don't care what the consequences are.

Hey, what do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?

Anyone who uses dental tape is an idiot.

You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don't you?

Who needs 'em? Not to mention the blacks and the Jews.