Loleola?

The alternative media, Jerry. That's where you hear the truth.

I bet when they gave him a plane, it was a lot nicer than this one.

Cat fight!

We can check porn, and stock quotes.

You're just like George. George would do the same thing. You're just like him. It's amazing!

I don't know If I'm the best.

One Tim Whatley!

You mean…shrinkage.

You know, I think when you name a baby Jeeves, you've pretty much mapped out his future, wouldn't you say? Not much chance he's gonna be a hit-man, I think, after that. "Terribly sorry, Sir, but I'm going to have to whack you."

A sitcom? How can you write that crap?

Aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle.

I think you may have something there.

MOOPS!

The woman is a menace!

You're like a gorilla out there!

Everybody's talkin' at me…
I can't hear a word they're sayin'…
Just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car…

That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics. I refuse to vote. They don't want me, I don't want them!

You know, I’m much better in the daytime then I am at night. It's less pressure.

I like sports. I could do something in sports.