One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function.

Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day - you contribute nothing to society! You're just taking up space.

George is getting upset!

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

You are a lover boy!

How about, "Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent?"

For I am Costanza: Lord of the Idiots.

I mentioned the bisque.

Does he wear bland, drab, olive-colored clothing?

These are a couple of my friends. This is Gene, and this guy we just call Feldman.

What percentage of people would you say are good looking?

Don't you remember, we always talked about how cool it would be to have a van and just drive?

Screw the Drake!

They DO have their own schools!

If this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.

You're not giving away our Waterpik!

When the Costanzas came here, one brother stayed behind.

Cosmo?!!

I'm getting a really weird vibe.

Well, it is good cape weather. Cool. Breezy.