And they're spectacular!

Oh, he's the best…and the worst.

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I've been waiting out their marriage for three years.

I don't like this thing!!!

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

Hello, Archie, Veronica…Mr. Weatherbee.

The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

You don't even know what a write-off is.

Look, I don't have a square, and I don't have a ply!

It's just that you got so many things with the milk. You got that Bosco bit, then you got your Nesquik bit. By the time you get to Ovaltine…

I have cancer!

MOORS!!

I'll get the pole out of the crawl space!

People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own!

Oh, would you stop with the Ted Danson?

Keith Hernandez just asked me to help him move.

Fake, fake, fake, fake.

Oh my God! That's my nipple!

What do you mean, like laundry?