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Seinfeld Quote Generator
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Am I being funny now?

And even when she did like something, she doesn't laugh. She says, "That's funny."

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You'll appreciate this. I'm sitting in Tim Whatley's waiting room - he's got a Penthouse right out on the table.

You're not even a fan. I was at Game 6; you didn't even watch it.

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

Now, whatever caused the damage was jarring enough to completely stop the tape.

A young woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

You do speak Korean?

May I ask why?

Svetlana says she find it in the laundry room, but I think it is a gift from that postman agitator.

You can't return an item based purely on spite.

What's the deal with Aquaman? Could he go on land, or was he just restricted to water?

Oh, how I've waited for this moment. But alas, my heart belongs to another man's wife, and I have given the coat to her.

This is a crude mock-up of the conference room. 1/14th scale.

I really think the M&M should be you.

I hate exclamation points.

What was it like having sex with Adolf Hitler? What do you wear in a
bunker? What did her parents think of Hitler as a potential son-in-law? I mean, it could just go on and on.

I forgot to buy plant food again. I'll bet I got a coupon for it.

Hey, the Assman's in town!