Yeah, well, thanks for stopping by.

THEY'RE SPECTACULAR!

Twenty-four stamps and I become a submarine captain.

♫ Co-stanza. ♫

Ooh, cat fight!

BAD CHICKEN! MESS YOU UP!

That "serenity now" thing doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger, and eventually, you blow.

I gotta get some new friends.

What, Minelli's?!

This is not a cat fight. This is violent, psychotic behavior directed at me, all because are told her to swing her arms.

I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.

Men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss.

What is so appealing to men about a cat fight?

I don't even like basketball.

I'm sure Jon probably misspelled his own name.

We can work this out. I was wrong, you were right. I'll do anything!

My birthday wish was for you to drop dead.

She's not Chinese.

The previous owner was Jon Voight.

Instead of pretzels, chicken twists.