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Seinfeld Quote Generator
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Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.

This isn't good naked.

The plain cake with the sweet brown crumbs on the top.

The Drake is good!

Who's the Drake?

George, you coming to bed? I'm taping Mad About You.

I know what you said about me Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel.

They should call it Roundtine.

You're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

JIMMY HOLDS GRUDGES!

GET OUT!

Steeped in gayness.

I love her, Jerry. She's so authentic. I really believe everything is actually happening to her. There's no acting there.

You should see him do "Flight of the Bumble Bee."

What percentage of people would you say are good looking?

What's the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there, and then where does it go?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

They're prisons! Man made prisons! You're doing time! You get up in the morning - she's there. You go to sleep at night - she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. "Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?"

You don't know me, my name is George Costanza. Did you happen to rent Breakfast at Tiffany's?