Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body.

We're talking about Joe Buck!

I'm the Wiz again!

That's the second piece of good news today.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Maybe baldness will catch on. This will all be turning your way.

We just want The Body.

Well, a lot of people keep popcorn in the house.

So what? It's a nipple. A little round circular protuberance. What's the big deal Everybody's got them. See, I got them.

What if I told you my fiancee left me for another man? Does that make me more likable, less likable, as likable?

Mr. Berrrrrrrrg.

He's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Well, it was the best of those movies.

All you people with hair think you're so damn superior! You have no idea what it's like. You ever look down in the bottom of your tub and see a fist full of hair? How'd you like to start your day with that?!

It's Hammer Time!

Every time Mr. Peterman tries to assign him any work, he says he can't hear, and it
all gets dumped on me.

Here's your ketchup back. You know, I had the hardest time trying to get some out. I mean, I just kept pounding and pounding on the bottom of it. Do you have any trouble?

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

You are gonna love this car. Even if you don't like Jon Voight.

Jon Voight bit you?