She had those nuts in her mouth.

Did you see the way she pointed at the check? She gave me the finger!

Okay. So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So what? You're single.

I don't know. It's just the last couple-a days my mind has been……not good.

People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh, this is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back: cinnamon.

That might be the stupidest thing you've ever said.

There's porn.

Golden Boy is slowly dying. Each wash brings him one step closer. That's what makes the T-shirt such a tragic figure.

You make your father sit here all day?

I'm not sure this butler show would work in Japan.

Mōichido orenji de.

Every time you turn on a TV, all you see is four morons sitting around an apartment, whining about their dates!

If that helps you.

Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She's a two-face.

Hi, I'm Jerry. You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.

It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough!

I got a card, and they stamp it every time I buy a sub. Twenty-four stamps, and I become a submarine captain.

Son of Dad.

There’s a mental hospital right near here.

The guy's Jewish two days, he's already making Jewish jokes.