Superman wore a cape.

It's like, I'm sitting there in the car, and he's…out riding fences.

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

♫ Ooo, hoo, Witch-ay Woman . . . ♫

Well, with so many people in the world deprived and unhappy, it doesn't
seem like it would be fair to be cheerful.

I really can't comprehend how stupid people can be sometimes. Can you comprehend it?

It shrinks?

I mean, we can put a man on the moon, but we're basically still very stupid.

He was running from a bee.

Now when you took a sip, did you notice it was hot? Were you able to sip it in your normal fashion?

KHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

I dig Asian women.

I don't care. Look, Lloyd doesn't know what he's up against.
This is nothing to me. My whole life is a lie.

She got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion.

But it's Festivus!

Yo-Yo Ma!

Not really. Sometimes, when I'm in the tub.

It's Frank and Estelle's reaction to hearing of George's man-love toward a she-Jerry.

You know, Frankie, I was wondering - what if I decided that
it's silly to drive a van, because, you know, I live in New York City?

This is not a school play! This is not a baggy pants farce! This is a bris. An ancient, sacred ceremony, symbolizing the covenant between God and Abraham…or something.