What was it like having sex with Adolf Hitler?

Who cares about eyebrows? Is she sweet? I like sweet. But not too
sweet - you could throw up from that.

Oh yeah! Jimmy's ready.

I mean, it's just a movie, for god's sake.

J. Peterman.

Very soft, huge button flaps, cargo pockets, draw string waist, deep bi-swing vents in the back, perfect for jumping into a gondola.

Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian Captoe Oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich, dark-brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00.

Kramer, did I ever tell you about my mother?

Oh, yeah. Orthodox, Jerry. Old school.

I got two, I got two! Pagliacci! Who needs two? Pagliacci! Come on! The great tragic clown, come on. Check it out - he laughs, he cries, he sings! Pagliacci! Hey, I got two beauties right here, check it out! Alright!

In addition to being a Postmaster, I'm a General. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf.

Master of your Domain.

You know what? Do me a favor. Don't even do the move anymore. You're gonna give it a bad name.

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat fuck!

You want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, somehow, racial harmony eludes us.

Did you hear the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?

Don't you see? There's always been something very strange about Jerry.
Always so clean and organized. Do I have to spell it out for you? The limo?
The name? The rally at Madison Square Garden? Jerry and O'Brien are the same person! Jerry is the leader of the Aryan Union!

Yes! Yes, I will! I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and feel the gonorrhea themselves.

What's that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?

I didn't mean anything by it! I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard!