Hey, Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!

I guessed Stan Herman's Boomtown Blues.

Congratulations to our listener Wayne Hopper for identifying it. And by doing so, he becomes our seventh person to land the WFBB-sponsored Woody Woodpecker balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

She was attractive. She was also, in fact, a Nazi.

Do you ever laugh?

Kind of a cute Nazi though.

That's perverse!

He chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola?

This guy…this is not my kind of guy.

You see the irony?

You yadda yadda'd the best part!

Get a bumper sticker that says, "If this vans a-rockin', don't come a-knockin."

Did she do the little kicks and the thumbs?

You're not a doctor. You shouldn't even have books like this.

Her bouquet cleaved his hardened…shell,
And she fondled his muscled heart.
He imbibed her glistening spell,
Just before the other shoe…fell.

Hey, I don't come down to where you work, and knock the license plate out of your hand.

Yes it does.

I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman, but they all stink!

Ruining the very pants I was about to return.

Take it or leave it.