Happy, Pappy?

I didn't know Cheryl Miller's brother played basketball.

You're wrong.

That undercoating, that’s just a rip-off, isn’t it, David?

You get all his friends in a room, they confront him, and to try to get him into rehab. It's a very popular thing now.

I like sports.

Latvian Orthodox.

A loser.

Oh, go to hell!

T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone!

Gotta make those big bucks. Money, money, money, money, money, money, - ha ha ha.

He took…it out.

Should I apologize to Woody?

Even at an early age, I had no interest in politics. I refuse to vote. They don't want me, I don't want them!

It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

The cancer bit? It was edgy. It was not my sort of thing, but some of those people out there - they really liked it.

Did you hear the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat? Huh? I'll tell you later.

I don't know. What's with the eyebrows?

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

There's nothin' finer than being in your diner.