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Seinfeld Quote Generator
seinfeldquotegenerator--disqus

Teddy Padillac.

I've got some literature in my car that will change your whole way of thinking.

We're talking about Joe Buck.

You mean to tell me Superman can't cover everything?

His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal.

The fabric of society is very complex.

Jon Voight? The actor?

You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend, the bad fiancée, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk, the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen…

You're good with the mothers.

Jon Voight.

To me, there's just something about a monster in a blazer. It shows at least he's making an effort.

I'm grotesque. I look like a troll.

I don’t get art.

I'm just saying I wanna have some fun.

Todd Gack.

Insanity later.

I refuse to vote. THEY DON'T WANT ME? I DON'T WANT THEM!!

You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh? No way wine is better than Pepsi.

God! She's cooking dinner for God!

She dragged me down to that warehouse on the waterfront in Brooklyn to see one of her "performances."