"She's a heart breaker, love taker - oh, oh." Very catchy.

She's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that!

When you're on a stakeout, do you find it's better to stand up against the wall, or kinda crouch down behind a big plant?

You know what? No champagne.

That's a shame.

He stopped short and made a grab.

Well, the mediocre ones are available, but they're so insecure about not being one of the good ones that they're always going, "Well I'm not good enough for you, what are you doing with me?" And eventually I just go, "You're right."

I think so.

JERRY!!!!

You got a lot to learn about pancakes.

Jerry! The Japanese guys had sake in the hot-tub! You gotta get 'em outta the drawers and get 'em down here, or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!

Oh, would you stop with the Ted Danson?

Then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

AlecBerg.

She's got the jimmy legs.

Jimmy's not threatened by Hank's sexuality.

Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and
walk off.

It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.

I don't have any.