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That's Bush-league.

I always thought it was a meat-packing plant!

Lately, though, I've been been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. You know, I rip off the label - I can hardly tell the difference.

Very catchy.

What is that song?

Absolutely.

It's just the last couple of days my mind has been…


not good.

I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I believe it's "ménage à trois."

Name's MITCH.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is all that it should be, and more!

MOORS!!!

What is Tungsten or Wolfram?

The man makes a pretty strong bird.

George likes his chicken spicy.

Every word out of my son's mouth now is BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP. You know what he said to me five minutes ago? Where's my BEEPing cupcake?

Well, you know, because he's a high-talker.

You've got the wrong guy, buddy.

His administration did excel in one department: the hiring of incompetents.

Alright. Classic.


High-five.

So I take it he's sponge-worthy?