seinfeldquotegenerator--disqus
Seinfeld Quote Generator
seinfeldquotegenerator--disqus

They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time.

The other guy.

You remember my cousin Rhisa? I'm gonna date her.

I hear you're doing my move.

Chunnel is playing at the Paragon 84th Street
cinema in the main theater at 9:30 PM.

Uh, here I guess, and, uh…I went out and picked up a paper.

When you're hopeless, you don't care, and when you don't care, that
indifference makes you attractive.

Even at an early age, I had no interest in politics. I refuse to vote.

Too late.

Yeah. I am Batman.

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?

I remember he made you wear a jock on your head for a whole class.

If I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going.

Yeah, that's right.

Why no T-Bone?

I read.

Uma, Jerry! UMA!

Happy Birthday? No such thing.

This is awful! We don't want to hear about this!

You're crazy.