Sometimes I think about wearing my hair real short.

♫
Believe it or not,
George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beeeep.
I must be out
Or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I beeee?
Believe it or not, I'm not hoooome.
♫

The reclusive Mr. O'Brien is an advocate of the violent overthrow of the government. He has openly professed a deep admiration of Adolf Hitler. Even David Duke has denounced him as a dangerous extremist.

You either have Grace, or you…don't.

Well, if it's as good as Ponce de León, I'll be happy.

So you don't cry when your grandmother dies, but a hot dog makes you lose control?

You think I don't know, Assman?

This is Joanne, and this is Stan. They're in my short story class with Roxanne and me.

The hat conveys that solemn religious look you want in a faith. Very pious.

Moving to Manhattan set Jimmy back a bit.

It was an inferno in there! An inferno!

I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

How do you figure?

Cheese, George! CHEESE!!!

That's no tragedy! How many people do you lose on a normal cruse? 30? 40?

This isn't good naked.

That's who I care about - the little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.

Jon Voight.

Why don't you do a bit on Styrofoam?

Yeah, I know how you feel.