A woman with a sexy voice like yours - it's hard to believe your'e waking up alone.

Alright! That's it for me! Goodnight, everybody!

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something: there isn't.

I tell you, this doll is pretty spooky. It's freaking me out, man.

I'm not following.

Frankly, it sounds made up.

Wait a minute, wait a minute! You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys?

Believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to?

I feel like an out of work porn star.

I remember when I was a kid, some guy tried to heighten. He lost his job, lost his friends - everything.

Armani.

She was attractive. She was also, in fact, a Nazi.

You don't see this? You're like twins! Whooooah! This is eerie.

Eric! What kind of name is that for a clown, huh?

Happy Birthday? No such thing.

This experience has changed me. It's made me more cynical, more bitter, more jaded.

This is it! It happened to me, Jerry!

BAD CHICKEN! MESS YOU UP!

I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!

Oh yeah! Jimmy's ready!