Seinfeld Quote Generator

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6/27/16

If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.

6/27/16

The woman is a menace.

6/27/16

That's why you gotta get real Cubans.

6/24/16

Jimmy can dunk. Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy will see you later.

6/24/16

Well, I'm sorry I'm not Brad. I'm me!

6/24/16

There's a SPACE opening up, and I could get it for you. You Just have to pAy the tax on it. It'd be like, fifty a Month.

6/24/16

You're good with the mothers.

6/23/16

The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on…

6/23/16

TWWIIIIIIIIIXXXX!!!!

6/23/16

TAMAAAALLLLLEEEE!!!!

6/23/16

I love you too, buddy.

6/22/16

Hey, I went to Tufts! That was my safety school! So don't talk to me about hardship!

6/22/16

Serenity now. Insanity later.

6/22/16

Friends?

6/22/16

This guy….this is not my kind of guy.

6/21/16

Vote for Kramer.

6/21/16

Lava. Pretty dangerous.

6/20/16

I mean, what's the deal with cancer?

6/20/16

Well, I know what they feel like.

6/20/16

It's better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane.