You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and let you say something bad about him.

Live, dammit! Live every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life. Because in many ways…it is.

Now we got that damn Urban Sombrero to contend with.

Zone.

You don't hear that much about God anymore.

My sources tell me there's three votes for impeachment, three votes against impeachment, and one undecided.

Bad chicken!

It's a Festivus miracle!

Why him? Why not me?

Well I can't go to a bad movie by myself. Who am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to, strangers?

Get EXTRA MSG.

You're good with the mothers.

This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah.

A George divided against himself cannot stand!

It's gold, Jerry! Gold!

When you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive.

People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns - too many misunderstandings.

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

Pooh.

A sitcom! Can you imagine? And he actually tried to use it to hit on me!