He was not shy about dictating.

I'm into this Puerto Rican day! The sights! The sounds! The hot, spicy flavor of it all! It's caliente, Jerry!

Raquel Welch doesn't move her arms when she tap dances. It's very distracting.

How about if it was something like, "I can't find my receipt - my place is a sty"?

Oh, I'm stressed!

But suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

Now I got nothing to talk about.

Everybody's doing something. We'll do nothing.

You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel awkward, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.

Decompressing.

They're out on some big picnic. They're cooking burgers. They're making out on blankets. They're not at some mall in Jersey watching their friends trying to find the world's cheapest air-conditioner.

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It wasn't me.

The key word is tasteful. Now, I want you to relax and have fun, because you're a fun guy. All right let's do it. Okay - come on! Feel the beat. Feel the beat!

A smart crowd will appreciate it!

It's about me and this guy, Jerry Seinfeld, who I like to call, "The Devil."

Not only that, I broke his thumbs.

They're so mentally gifted, that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius. Unless it's in the confines of an office. When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!!

They're ladies' glasses! All you need is that little chain around your neck so you can wear them while you're playing Canasta.

It's like, 10 minutes by subway.