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Seinfeld Quote Generator
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You're passing already? But the show just ended two minutes ago!

A gymnast, Jerry. Think of the flexibility. That sex will melt your face.

I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.

I can't believe you're really going out with a woman named Lois.

I don't think we should be talking about this.

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

Dentists.

Yada yada yada.

Metalli-something.

The first thing we're gonna do is FLUSH the follicles with the five essential oils, tHen, we put yOU undeR a vapor machine, and then a heated cap.

Hey, the Assman's in town!

If I like their race, how can that be racist?

Mary! Oh, Mary! Give us a kiss!

Yes, I do.

So, flower shows and shopping for pretty bows and then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?

People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own!

You wouldn't happen to have any of that mango left?

Hey dude, you better step off.

Very successful.

I love her, Jerry. She's so authentic. I really believe everything is actually happening to her. There's no acting there.