It's a standard procedure.

You don't even know what a write-off is.

I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

I didn't say I was Ted Danson.

Is Ted Danson's deal standard?

Thank you very much.

Bizarro Superman.

Do you realize his obsession with you cost us a TV series?

No way. This is BOGUS, man!

You're always bragging how you can spot a lesbian.

I felt we had like a synergy out there.

People, they want to watch freaks. This is a can't-miss.

Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?

Is that Dutch?

What the hell is going on here?

We're on a subject. Why does it have to be changed?

She had man-hands!

Rifkin? Joel Rifkin?

Sing it, sister!

Where am I going to find a mohel?