Computers generate them.

He's got a good "John Houseman" name.

I sat down with Mr. Steinbrenner. I told him you have been doing great work.

You know, everybody listens to the Chinese. I mean, look at the fortune cookie. You couldn't get away with that in any other restaurant.

I think it moved.

You have no eye for fashion!

Well, it was worth it.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact, it is is all that it should be, and more!

Uncle Leo?

You can't tell that story now. It belongs to Peterman.

Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these. Jimmy was like you.

Well, you blur your eyes like you're staring straight through the picture, and you keep your eyes unfocused, and then …

I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it's, "ménage à trois"?

This book has been in the bathroom.

I don't know the exact pronunciation, but I believe it's, "menage a trois."

I'm queen of the castle.

They're the worst.

You have to realize this has not been custom-fitted to his scalp.

Man, it's the '90s! It's Hammer Time!

I always get myself in this position. Can't be on time. Gotta rush.