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Seinfeld Quote Generator
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They got Giuliani and he doesn't even know it.

That Johnny Depp, he make me cry.

You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!

That's where England used to send their convicts.

Growing up as a boy in Costa Rica, I heard a rumor that Momma had taken a lover. Perhaps "Bosco" was this man's name.

I feel like I got a B-12 shot. This is like a taste explosion!

You think that's funny?

My Cousin Vinny! I love that! I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner!

She loves quirky, funny guys.

Did you know Marisa Tomei won an Oscar for that? Boy, she's beautiful, don't you think?

I'm tellin' ya, this guy's bonkers! He really is!

I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat.

I thought you had done this before.

I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die.

Oh my God! Mr. Morgan! What a coincidence, it's Mr. Morgan. Mr. Morgan, I want you to meet a dear old friend of mine, Carl.

I was in charge of the music. I turned that mother out.

I noticed that you have a textbook on tape. May I ask where you got that?

I can't read books anymore.

These reports you handed in - it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I…I don't know what this is supposed to be!

I was ready to get jiggy with it.