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Cry, Cry Again.

We got chicken places on every block.

You're in the little room, you're chained to the floor, you're there for a long time - do you think they would ever consider doing the laundry?

What, you're comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging. The biggest loser in history of American literature.

What do you want from me? Tell me! Money? You want money? I'll give you money! How much?!

Wow, what a great job. A writer.

I think it's Dutch.

I don't know about that.

You're going to rub out the dog?

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What do you think, Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?

I say, listen, it was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat! I say listen, honey, first of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old, dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new

So, Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?

I don't know what this is supposed to be.

I understand. This could be a tough thing to deal with. The important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive.

I don't need you to tell me what I don't want, you stupid hipster doofus!

I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.

This is all too much.

Pam? Oh, it's a beautiful name.

You know, if you take everything I've ever done in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent.