What's the deal with Trump?

That's why I'm here and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner and you'll always be a loser.

She got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion.

He make me cry.

Why him? Why not me?

Whatever.

This is really dumb. Really stupid.

Art Vandelay.

Your standards are too high.

You yada yada'd over the best part!

Oh, I disagree. You've been living in America too long.

Are you talking to me?

I like a good cheek.

I might tell her that I love her. I came this close last night, then I just chickened out.

Jerry's gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy.

Look what I got for you, for your Florida trip. Crazy Shirts was closing 'em out. I got a dozen for a buck.

Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very CleAr to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire Life,…

I just saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts.

I can't believe it. He stole my move!

I WAS DUPED!