If I like their race, how can that be racist?

I dig Asian women.

Jon Voight.

It didn't take.

Hey, what do you know? Look at that! A lesbian sighting. Oh-ho! My lucky day! They're so fascinating. Why is that?…Because they don't want us. You gotta respect that.

I hate exclamation points.

If Danny Tartabull were here, I'm sure he'd say, "That's correct, Jerry."

You know, women kill for eyebrows like that.

I don't know. What's with the eyebrows?

Jerry! Look at all the towels they gave me! I really hit the jackpot!

He is The Gambler.

That's not gonna be good for business.

BAD CHICKEN! MESS YOU UP!

He purposely mispronounced my name. Instead of saying, "Costanza," he'd say, "Can't stand ya." "Can't stand ya." He made me smell my own gym socks once.

Well, I think you're wrong about that.

You hope.

You hear the way he talks to me?

I like to get the Daily News.

Condoms are for single men.

What's with all these people having babies?