Here's an idea: you coach a gymnastics team in high school. And you're married. And your son's not interested in gymnastics, and you're pushing him into gymnastics.

Why him? Why not me?

Thou shalt not steal.

Skin cancer!

What brand of perverted science do you practice?

I'm taping Canadian Parliament.

The head of the Aryan Union is speaking. He's in from Chicago. You should come.

I refuse to vote. They don't want me, I don't want them!!

Poppie peed on my couch!

I'm a pod.

I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Steeped in gayness.

Of course, with evolution, the octopus lost the nostrils and took on the more familiar look that we know today. BuT if you look Really closely, you can still see a bUMP where the nose use to be.

Sometimes I spell Jerry with a "g"…and an "i"!

Well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk.
Rochelle Rochelle.
You never stopped hoping. now you're in the Pinsk
Rochelle Rochelle
When the nay-sayers nay you pick up your pace
So nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face.
I'm having adventures all over the…

Come on, Jerry! Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeease!

He probably doesn't want to get chocolate on his fingers.

Say it again.

I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here, that that sort of thing was frowned upon….you know, 'cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Aretha!