Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the doorman? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you.

My ears are still ringing. Some woman's idea of a joke.

I feel Tuesday and Wednesday.

She said she’s never had a man stir up all of these feelings inside of her. She’s questioning her faith. She’s thinking of leaving the church!

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Jon Voight.

You know what word Susan used last night? "Vault!"

By the way, Jerry? The suspenders? A little hacky.

This is perfect. I'll drive Rhisa to someplace romantic. Then, when my father slides the door open, I'm in the van kissing his brother's daughter.

See, that's funny.

Maybe you should date the mothers.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

A lot of nudity in that, huh?

Sometimes I spell Jerry with a "G"…and an "I"!

Who do you think would win in a fight between me and gorgeous George, here?

That's why you gotta get real Cubans.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

The government's been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.

Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.

What am I supposed to tell him? How much there is for him to live for? Why should I lie to him?