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Seinfeld Quote Generator
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You're good with the mothers.

Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? That every breath is a gift of sweet life from above?

This is "Morning Mist."

I believe there's some legal precedent - Winchell v. Mahoney, the Charlie McCarthy hearings…

You combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge.

Excellent. Excellent cal-zone you got there, Costanza. Okay, a little jealous now. Okay, lets go. Okay, last week - you know, that eggplant was very good. Everybody out! I got eggplant on my mind! Costanza, get me couple of those cal-zones right now. Pronto! Move out! Big Stein wants an eggplant cal-zone! Must have

I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.

Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!

I must be liked!

I'm keeping it. I'm going down with the ship.

I don't like this situation, Jerry. I don't like it one bit.

I like Julie. She's very personable.

You know, uh…they're fake.

El presidente.

This is a crude mock-up of the conference room. 1/14th scale.

Hey Dick, I don't know what your problem is. It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.

She's not Chinese! I was duped!

Todd Gack.

Oh! Modelling! What's that like? Fun?

So, do you want to go to the Gap?