Gwon-Jaya river.

I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK!!

Hey, dude, you better step off.

I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing!

What was good about it? Those sex scenes? I mean, please! Gimme something I can use!

You're fired.

Ohio?

Kind of a cute Nazi though.

I'd have to get orgy friends.

I think I'm in love.

Oh, no. I can't do this anymore. I can't. It's too long! Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE!!

What do you people call it? "Turning tricks"?

Vaguely.

I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

I [] about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast [] before me. I [] ya he [] ten stories high if he [] a foot. As if sensing my presence, he [] out a big bellow. I [], "Easy big fella!" And then, as I [] him struggling, I [] something was [] his breathing. From where I [] I [] directly into the eye of the…

When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, "What do you call this most beautiful fabric?" And he said, "They call it 'cashmere.'" I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere." I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get…

Maybe for her new performance piece she'll give birth on stage.

What is "Pericles"?

Ukraine is game to you?!

Should I apologize to Woody?