Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just want you to know I'm there for you. Of course, now I'm here for you, but when I'm not here for you, I'm there for you.

I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more.

That's the best you got?!

The thing to do is just not think about it.

Let's bury the hatchet. We smoke-um peace pipe.

Hey, what if I got my nose pierced? That would be pretty freaky.

Is it "statue" or "statute" of limitations?

Often I sit…and yearn.

I'll have to sit on it.

You can't acquire grace.

So what? You are SUCH a prude.

I like it. He's such a cool guy.

The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble.

Gee, man, it must be a bummer for you guys, what with the fall of the Soviet empire and everything.

That's why I'm here.

Is it me, or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?

Shut up you old bag!

A lot of people ask me if I've had mine done.

Superman wore a cape, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and let you say something bad about him!