If you continue cursing, you'll never become a comedian like me when you grow up.

I'm gonna be just fine.

Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter, then you won't be "Kurt" anymore.

What's the deal with cancer?

People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.

Grace isn't something you can pick up at the market.

Dudes in this town are dime a dozen.

Oh, man! We're missing the Death Blow!

I am really glad I took the day off.

He became very loud and hysterical. He was flailing his arms about as he told the story and then he threw himself on the ground and he grabbed me around the legs and then he begged me to let him go. And when I refused, that's when he began to scream, "My friend's going to die, my friend's going to die."

Once we were driving down from the Catskills and he lost his glasses. He squinted his way from Wortsborough down to the Tappan Zee Bridge! He was spotting raccoons on the road!

I bet that cook is an anti-Semite.

Steeped in gayness.

You're just like George. George'd do the same thing. You're just like him. It's amazing!

Oh, it's a scene.

Yeah, he's got a real horse face.

Every time you shave it, it's going to come in thicker and fuller and darker.

Army Pete.

So this woman you plan on hiring - is she going to be in the "spokes-model" category?

A lot of nudity in that, huh?