I know you wouldn't be just having fun with his handicap. That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal.

I misread the whole thing.

That's how they talk. You know, everyone's either a "bastard" or a "son of a bitch."

Everything with you has to be so .. jokey.

You take down that mannequin right now, or I'm pressing charges!

The thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked.

I quit because the Boss wouldn't let me use his private bathroom. That was it.

A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

I can't get over it.

He really is breathtaking.

You're not going to do it? What do you mean, you're not going to do it?

That's it. I knew it! I knew it! They're definitely fake.

The foundation will revolve around your schedule. Evenings, weekends - whenever you have free time.

You'll never make it in this town. You're too sensitive.

Do I smell…Pantene?

Sing it, sister!

For once I'd like to be ga-ga.

Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine…I started leafing through it…

The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.

I'm sorry. I made a terrible mistake.