Damn right!

You're the Ass Man!

Think you're better than me, huh?

Oh, I really think you're wrong.

I do not know how, or under what circumstances the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built.

It's my medical opinion that you're making a big mistake. And it's going in my chart.

Hey dude, you better step off.

Why am I watching it?

STEP OFF, GEORGE!

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

What if we grew muttonchops?

You got me all wrong, buddy.

You would know.

You've got the wrong guy, buddy!

You don't understand. I've come this far. I can't stop now.

You're good with the mothers.

Hey! I went to Tufts!

You're good with the mothers.

I can't get rid of the sand! Look, there's still some in here! It won't go away! Look, I even got sand in the pockets!

Never thought I'd fail at failing.