You're good with the mothers.

And this offends you as a Jewish person.

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?!

I don't care. It was good. I was enjoying it. You had to interfere. Couldn't leave well enough alone. Well, I will get even with you for this! You can count on it!

Susan uses the sponge.

A bris? You mean "snip-snip"?

What's a bubble-boy?

You know, I rip off the label, I can hardly tell the difference.

Who needs 'em? Not to mention the blacks and the Jews.

She would have to be really vibrant.

Look, Sigmund. Look in the sky! The planets are on fire! It is just as you prophesied. The planets of our solar system, incinerating. Like flaming globes, Sigmund. Like flaming globes!

Would you go out with a sixty-six year old woman?

Overture,
Curtains, lights!
This is it,
We'll hit the heights!
Oh, what heights we'll hit!
On, with the show this is it!

I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I'm here, I'm climbing the walls! Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!

How are you comparing us to Ted Danson?

Get those clothes off.

Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.

I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years.

I have a friend who works at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. How would you like a behind the scenes tour?

You gotta get real Cubans.