I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK!!

Maybe he's just very well red.

The whole thing's your fault.

This whole sex thing is totally overrated.

In twenty minutes that place'll be swarming with mailmen.

Maybe he doesn't like Ted Danson.

Is Ted Danson's deal standard?

Your parents must be so proud of you.

You don't have to dissect it. You can just tell me why this is supposed to be funny.

That accent - it's so sexy.

Why no T-Bone?

Koko.

Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language?

Are you happy now?!

This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Faster than a speeding bullet, Lois.

People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own!

Whatever.

Women like skiers.

You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.