I’m allergic to coconut.

Hang on, Ma. Hang ooon….

Mission accomplished! Back to base, Joe!

We all know Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.

I like to get the Daily News.

I don't care for the name, either. In fact, that's one of the things that we argue about.

You know what would be great? If he could see me with some of my black friends.

There were these, like, this pack of extremely wild teenagers in a convertible behind us, okay?! And for some reason, I don't know, they just started to taunt us! And so then we payed the toll, and then we went through, and then they started to follow us, alright?! So George tries to lose them, and, and - but they…

George? Are you coming to bed? I'm taping Mad About You.

It's better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane.

I caved. I mean, I really had to use their bathroom.

Dumb and lazy I understand.

Much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

Where's the tamale guy?

TAAAAMAAAAALEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Isn't that a little racist?

So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?

You know, someone mentioned to me you were not very happy with your toys growing up.

Maybe I could be an announcer. Like a color-man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game?

It was more like a full bodied dry-heave