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Seinfeld Quote Generator
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I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I believe it's…Ménage à Trois?

Superman wore a cape, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and let you say something bad about him.

The great thing about robbing a fat guy is it's an easy getaway.

Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding.

I CHOOSE NOT TO RUN.

The Drake is good.

It's a melange of fish and meat with rice. Very tasty.

Well, I’ll tell you, she's a full-figured gal!

Man, it's the '90s! It's Hammer time!

I didn't do anything. It's the monkey that should be apologizing to me.

I've become attracted to Elaine.

When I was a young man in Cleveland I use to hitchhike to work. One time I got picked up by a bakery truck. You think that stuff smells good? Try being cooped up in the back of one of those babies. I couldn't look at a donut for the next two years. Well, not that I was ever one for the sweets. Sure I like a cupcake

Alright, this is too fun. I gotta get back to work.

We're gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

Truffle.

I found myself on top of him, face to face with the blowhole.

I've never heard of a relationship being affected by a punctuation.

Works for me.

George is gettin' frustrated!

I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side. It's a wonderful thing, isn't it?