Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.

Remember when we were waiting for that table in that Chinese restaurant that time? That could be a TV show!

I'm gonna play frolf!

I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

For some reason, they started the game an hour late, and I was sitting next to Spike Lee, and he and Reggie were jawing at each other, so I guess I got involved.

The suspenders? A little hacky.

Ma, you can't look up words in the dictionary! Dad, she's cheating!

Give me a schtickle of fluoride.

I had Uma Thurman’s number written on that stub! I lost Uma’s number!

Have you noticed that women today are, you know, they seem…bigger?

Letterman's not returning your calls.

UMA, JERRY! UMA!!

You doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party talking about the stock market, you think you're doing comedy.

He's not functioning the way he normally does. He seems depressed. He's lost his appetite. He's even curtailed his auto-erotic activities. And we think this is directly related to the altercation he had with you the other day.

You are not crazy. Jerry does wear glasses. He just forgot them, that's all.

Your lawyer wears a cape?

Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.

Simons said that if I wanted to get involved, that Wilkinson would tell me the exact right minute to sell. You wanna do it?

It was purple. I liked it.

THE THIRD?