How much do you want? Ten? Fifteen? You have change for a twenty?

Those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.

Alright, I think we're done here.

"…and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed, white minority communities."

I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes…nobody was there - they're supposed to be working…

You really do the worst Godfather I ever heard. You're not even close.

George likes his chicken spicy.

They also have an atomic wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. Very rare.

Oh, that's an old wives' tale.

Lyndon Johnson was uglier than de Gaulle.

They're for sex.

You know what? No champagne.

Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with them!

What is this? A joke?

No one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there.

Mickey, he hooked me up. He's a member of the academy.

You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!

I like stuff you don't have to think about too much.

I am not an animal!

Art Vandelay.