Why am I watching it?

I would give anything to be going up those stairs again.

It felt so good to get my hands back in that dough.

I don't even really work here!

I think we can do a little better than that.

She calls me this morning and tells me she's upset I didn't console her. I mean, it was Beaches for god's sake. What do you do in a situation like that?

JERRY! HELLO!

She a thief! A bunko-artist!

Get a bumper sticker that says, "If this vans a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'."

Just let me finish this mile-high and I'll be right with you.

Tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.

You should have told that story about Pachyderm dropping the pizza.

You're just like George. George would do the same thing. You're just like him. It's amazing!

She's got the jimmy legs.

Just a few seconds ago, right here, right outside in the hallway, this nut - some sick nut - comes up to me and says he was supposed to watch this girl's cat while she's away out of town. Anyway, he forgets to feed the cat, the cat dies, starves to death - he kills the cat, refuses to get her a new one, won't give her…

Bosco.

They're all the same. You go, you sit, you eat popcorn, you watch. I'm sick of it.

Well, he throwS down his baT, hE comes racing up to the mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you knoW? A brouhAha bReaks ouT between the guys in the Camp, yOu know, and the oLd Yankee players, and as I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, someBody pulls mE fRom behind, you know,…

I mean, what's the deal with cancer?

Why him? Why not me?