My birthday wish was for you to drop dead.

You're not very bright, are you?

Innocent.

Now, whatever caused the damage was jarring enough to completely stop the tape.

There's your answer. Downtown.

You think you're better than me? Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here. I'll lift it up over my head.

I am shocked and chagrined, mortified and stupefied. This trial is outrageous! It is a waste of the taxpayers' time and money. It is a travesty of justice that these four people have been incarcerated while the real perpetrator is walking around laughing - lying and laughing, laughing and lying. You know what these…

I'm aware! I'm aware!!

Let him go. They just found another body at the Laurel Canyon.

I'm not interested in your explanations, Kramer! Sure, I bet you've got a million of 'em. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got another theory Kramer:…

Maybe it was one of your other personalities huh, the wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you right? No, you wouldn't hurt a fly. You just couldn't help yourself, could you Kramer? You saw life brimming brightly with optimism and verve and you…

Now you might beat the gas chamber, Kramer, but as long as I have got a breath in my body you will never ever see the light of day again!

Witness!

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

What do you people call it? "Turning tricks?"

We can check porn and stock quotes.

He took it out?

Those are pretty good odds.

You don't consider age in the face of cleavage. This occurs on a molecular level - you can't control it!

That's it, that's it! I warned you kids! I told you not to play in front of my house. This time, I'm keeping it. And you're not getting back your rock either!