When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?

Good Samaritan Law? I never heard of it. You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country's all about. That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.

The woman is a menace!

It's really a pretty good little story, don't you think?

Why must you always be the vocal point of attention? Why can't you just be? Why can't you live?

I've become attracted to Elaine.

So what's the move, because I need something. This woman I'm dating, it's like she's doing her nails during love-making.

Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave liftED, tossed like a cork and I found myself
oN top of him face tO face with the blow-hole. I could baRely see from all of the waves crashing down on TOp of me but I kNew something was there,
so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

Yeah, yeah…should've written it down.

I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.

I was jumping over a puddle and for some reason I went like *this*. They called me a Mary, so I chased them, and I tripped and I fell.

Here's your pizza, pea-brains.

Next Stop Pottersville.

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

But where does the meat go?

You're just going to sit there staring at the back of a seat?

What percentage of people would you say are good looking?

Maybe you can stick around after everybody leaves and we can sweep together.

This whole sex thing is totally overrated.

You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.