Off topic: About a year ago I had this never-ending stuffy nose nasal drip bullshit thing going on that mostly just made me really snotty and cranky for about three weeks. I dragged my ass into work every day, though (no one else got sick). About a week in, my boss’s boss is all, “Hey, I heard that if you cut an onion…

I wrote some very angry and very murderous things that I don’t want to hit “publish” on. So instead here are some cute animals.