No wonder they’re fucking sheep and engaging in racist violence.

“There is a risk that too much information would create unnecessary worry, concern and health care issues that are not warranted. I would fully expect that the persons needing it the least would be the most likely to want to wear it.”

I went through the same type of situation (but as a guy) until I was 25. I had dated people, had sex, but had nothing meaningful. I was on that edge of wondering if I would ever find someone for some time. As with most things, as soon as you stop caring, something presents itself. I met my girlfriend of 3 years, and…

Yeah they’re basically just like, “well, we know you guys voted for it, but we just kinda decided we’re not gonna do it, and you guys can all go get fucked.”

Hate to be a pessimist here, but the second anything is even proposed for holding her accountable, they’ll just close the Office of Government Ethics.

how the fuck do you enforce government-mandated celibacy?

Especially one played by Vincent D’Onofrio

Trump will probably have it installed in the White House to replace the current red-line phone.

That’s the problem with accumulating wealth. At a certain point, it’s never enough. Greed controls literally every decision you make. It’s why so many wealthy people can be so profoundly unhappy.

They should just have Kelly Ann Conway played by a skeleton they wheel out on a hand-truck, and have someone do a voice over from off-stage.

Just because you got offended for taking something in the wrong context doesn’t mean the rest of us didn’t get the actual reference and find it inoffensive...

You’re right, I’m sure my nearly-illiterate, unemployed 50 year old uncle could just get a tech job if only he applied himself and pulled up those bootstraps. He’ll just adapt to reading and math, amirite?

Facebook is such a festering cesspool it rivals Youtube nowadays. And that’s REALLY saying something.

If you guys want to see an effective strike, all women should just stop having sex until Trump is out of power.

Very, very true

This is exactly the way to get at him. He obviously has no morality, no remorse for doing truly reprehensible things. He has absolutely no conscience whatsoever.

The sad truth is, most people don’t like having control over their own lives. It scares the shit out of them.