the highly paid leaders at UW-Madison now believe that Wisconsin mothers and fathers have done a poor job of raising their boys by trying to instill in them the values and characteristics necessary in becoming a Man.

The emptiness in that girls eyes is only matched by the number of skilled players on the Browns roster, or the amount of cartilage left in RGIII’s knees

The Blazers took a chance on a big guy and lost? When has that ever happened before??

Wow, the Blazers took a chance and lost on a big guy? Can’t remember the last time that happened... OH THAT’S RIGHT

We should have listened to him :’(

Let him in, don’t let him in... I no longer care. I just wish Kurt Schilling would go stuff a dick in his mouth and shut up for once.

Come to Oregon! It’s where everyone from California moves to when they realize California sucks complete ass.

“It’s obviously those damn Millennial’s faults! Lazy kids”

So... When’s the medal award ceremony?

Looks like it to me :) Enjoy

Story time:

Not hard to believe she doesn’t have a side-piece, because, who in their right mind would want to bang an emaciated mummy?

Can we vote in Kara Brown too?

Counterpoint: The real world we live in now is fucking terrible. Fuck going outside.

a life-size recreation of Noah’s Ark

lol you are on the wrong site for this kind of hot take.