Come to Oregon! It’s where everyone from California moves to when they realize California sucks complete ass.

“It’s obviously those damn Millennial’s faults! Lazy kids”

So... When’s the medal award ceremony?

Looks like it to me :) Enjoy

Story time:

Not hard to believe she doesn’t have a side-piece, because, who in their right mind would want to bang an emaciated mummy?

Can we vote in Kara Brown too?

Counterpoint: The real world we live in now is fucking terrible. Fuck going outside.

a life-size recreation of Noah’s Ark

lol you are on the wrong site for this kind of hot take.

Damn it’s way too easy to get people riled up on this site. A single sentence gets you a lot of rustled jimmies around these parts. A solid RoI.

I was hoping by “Dark place” you meant Hell. But then I realized it’d probably be pretty well lit from the lakes of lava and the scourging eternal fire.

Just posting so you can save it if you want to :)

“What a cerebral, thought provoking piece.”

I know it doesn’t mean this, but every time I see Boca Raton I instantly think “Rat Bacon”

BUT AT LEAST IT ISN’T BORING!